First Down Town College Football Rankings: Week Does Anybody Really Know What Week It Is? Does Anybody Really Care?

Before we get to the rankings, it’s time to get real with you people. So let’s sit down and get to business.

Here at First Down Town we pride ourselves in being professional journalists bloggers analysts people with an internet connection. But, despite our clearly enormous amount of professionalism and excellence displayed in the brief history of this website I know what you’re thinking: “Self,” you think, “In a week when both Nebraska and Arkansas lose, will the heavy biases of First Down Town’s esteemed founders allow them to post serious rankings at their normal level of excellence?”

Well, first of all I hope that question was facetious, because, seriously, how could you even question us. I thought we were tight, bro. But secondly, the answer is yes. Maybe even more than “yes”. Maybe even a “hell yes”, but I’m not going to go as far as to say that because that would seem pretentious.

All I’m saying is, just because college football is the worst thing ever, do not think we didn’t pour every last modicum of professionalism, effort and research into these rankings. You know, like we do every week.

Here’s how college football looks this week:

1. Texas
2. Nebraska
3. SEC Refs
4. Auburn
5. Arkansas
6. Basketball Season
7. Wisconsin
8. Oregon
9. LSU (without Les Miles)
10. Oklahoma
11. University of Idaho*
12. Boise State
13. TCU
14. Rudy Ruettiger
15. Joe Montana
16. Jack Daniels
17. Alabama
18. LSU (with Les Miles)
19. South Carolina
20. Utah
21. Iowa
22. Christmas
23. Beer
24. Ohio State
25. Cliff Lee

Missed the Cut By a Large Margin: The BCS

Dropped Out: Hopes, Dreams

*Until Boise State is no longer afraid to play the Vandals, the Vandals will be ranked ahead of them!

So, there’s your rankings. Please feel free to print them and paste them onto your wall/refrigerator/body. (and by “feel free,” I mean “I will cry myself to sleep every night for the rest of my life if you don’t.”) Also, Helpful Reminder: college basketball tips off Wednesday, November 10th!

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