First Down Town College Football Rankings: Week Does Anybody Really Know What Week It Is? Does Anybody Really Care?

Before we get to the rankings, it’s time to get real with you people. So let’s sit down and get to business.

First Down Town College Football Rankings: Week Six

With the big upset of #1 Alabama, which team will rise to number one in our poll? Spoiler alert! One of the words in that previous sentence should have an ‘s’ added to it.

First Down Town College Football Rankings: Week Five

Coming in a little late, but if you’re placing some last minute bets tonight here’s how you should view the teams:

First Down Town College Football Rankings: Week Four

So we’re almost to the kick off for the first game of week five, but you’ll forgive me if I wasn’t feeling like thinking about football this week. Here’s our updated top 25:

First Down Town College Football Rankings: Week Three

With a convincing win over powerhouse, competent, confused basketball team The Blue Devils, Alabama rose stayed on top of our rankings. With the majority of out top-25 winning on Saturday, there was mostly some one or two spot movements based on the strength of their respective wins. Here’s how we feel it pans out:

First Down Town College Football Rankings: Week Two

No surprise that Alabama stays atop of our rankings, but how do the rest of the teams shake out? Check it out below:

First Down Town College Football Rankings: Week One

Well, one week of college football is in the books and here’s how we feel the teams stack up. Feel free to call us idiots in the comments section.

5 Random Thoughts on the Upcoming College Football Season

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS HERE!

With two exceedingly boring football games appearing on ESPN it has become official: college football is here. The week we have been waiting for all summer is here. For at least one week, all fans out there can have unrealistic hopes of their team holding the crystal football at the end of the season (except for USC fans, of course.) By week 4, thanks to the absurdity of the BCS system, plenty of schools will be out of it. But for now let us revel both in hope and these five random thoughts.

What’s the Deal With Baseball Injuries? Some of MLB’s Craziest Injuries

Classic joke setup! Also, third Seinfeld reference to date on FDT.

The New York Yankees had a couple of pitchers get injured this week. Andy Pettite sustained a completely normal injury while pitching on Sunday. A.J. Burnett sustained a completely weird and moronic injury after slamming his hands into the clubhouse door (he was angry because he’s a bad pitcher.) These events were considered “not very tragic” because A. nobody likes the Yankees and B. What kind of pansy injures himself on a door? Seriously.

John Daly!